She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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