I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I deserve this hangover.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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