i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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