hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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