Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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