If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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