OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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