i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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