So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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