Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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