its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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