Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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