What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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