Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The feeling are messing with the penis
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
try to milk me bitch
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