We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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