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say what?
wanna hang out?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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