Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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