dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we're making bets on your personal life
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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