I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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