dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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