WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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