So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I currently don't understand fingers.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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