There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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