After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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