I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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