I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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