That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize