he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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