I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Panties = found
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