so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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