This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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