im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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