something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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