I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize