So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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