remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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