It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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