walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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