How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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