I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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