Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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