Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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