how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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