I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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