I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think your dad took our porno
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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