I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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