so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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