You made me cry and you don't even care
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
