Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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