What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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