her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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